Simple Man

I'm a simple man, trying to live a simple, uncluttered life.
I like my coffee black. I like my whiskey neat. I like cornflakes.
I'll go into a handmade, locally sourced ice cream parlor with a cow in the back and order vanilla. You want to know why?
Because I like vanilla. It is a flavor, you know.
Everyone likes to get crazy now and then, and I am no exception. Sometimes I eat peanut butter and jelly on wheat.
Katy bar the door.